GlitterRock
"Hehheh.... Porch Swings 160. Damn those were some good times!"

daupstart
"Dear CaptionThis! muthaf(beeep)ers! This is the muthaf(beeep)ing Glitter comin to take over yo sh(beeep)! If you don't meet to my muthaf(beeep)ing demands by 2pm this afternoon, I.... well, hold up. Better make that 'bout 4:30-5ish and sh(beeep). Cause I gotta go get some thangs fo' my world domination plans.... and some bread and sh(beep), and toilet paper. SideMan stupid ass too stupid to send for the correct toilet papage and sh(beeep) So my ass should be home 'bout muthaf(beeep)ing 5, maybe 6pm. But YEAH!... Meet to my muthaf(beeep)ing demands by 6 o'clock, muthaf(beeep)ers, or I'm shuttin yo asses down, homie! An' that's word to the Glitterizzle!"

"Who's that?"
"HAHA I dunno. Some clown thinks he can shut us down at Caption This!"
"Pbbbt! Right! Loon HAHAHA"

[Less than a year later, CT! was shut down.... Coincidence?]

AlexGariepy
"P.S. Loved that caption from that gallery a few months ago. Made me lol."

cajunmagic
Oh, NO! Hall is rehearsing with Oates! This is NEVER GOOD!

daupstart
Glitter: [voice of Err] "Aw come the f(beeep) on, man!! Don't play the music till I give the muthaf(beeep)ing signal! You got the sh(beep) playin and I ain't even get the muthaf(beeep)er on my shoulder yet! Got me lookin like Ashlee Simpson up this muthaf(beeep)er. Hoppin and skippin around and sh(beep)!"

YibbleGuy
"OH EVIL ONES, I HAVE SWORN MY SOUL AND ALLEGIANCE TO YOU, YET IN RETURN, YOU HAVE GIVEN ME ONLY THIS PIECE-OF-SHIT SEARS SILVERTONE. WOULD A VINTAGE STRAT BE TOO FREAKIN' MUCH TO ASK?"

TheDiva
How nice! Most supervillains won't bother with handmade invitations these days. Very Martha Stewart, Glitter...

GlitterRock
King Alex could feel eyes running over him. Swarthy, Armenian eyes.....

RodRocket
Michael Blodgett in "Surfers of the Damned"

daupstart
"Mom, you ever heard about the Hoodia Weight Loss System?..."

GlitterRock

"I understand country music now."

daupstart
" I, GLITTITZ!!"

daupstart
"We can't take a shower in here. That thing's watching us."
"It's ok, Dyna Girl. When you get my age, you won't mind a little voyeurism."

TheDiva
Why is the hypno-thing at crotch level? Or am I better off not knowing?

LauraPowers85
"If woman cheat on me, I crush her!"

daupstart
How'd Glitter's "Lowered Expectations" personals ad slip into the gallery?

GlitterRock
"Quickly! To the HindenGlitter!"
*thpp-thpp-thpp-thpp-thpp-EXPLODE!*
"Joe! I am SO sorry!"
"How can you afford these things??"

tinaw
"Oops! Gotta set up another gallery! Catch ya later!"