TheDiva
"Okay, our next game is called 'News Flash;' this one's for Brad, Ryan, Electra Woman and Dyna Girl..."

daupstart
"Now remember your training, Dyna Girl. This is your first time in the real world. I don't want you to loose composure the first time you see--"
"A MAN!!!"
"sighhh... yup. One o' those."

AgentMoldy
"And remember, we shall continue to fight for truth, justice, and the Ameri --"
"OOOO, KITTIES!!!"
"Aw, geez."

GlitterRock
::sniff, sob::
"All I wanna do is wear a blonde wig and fight crime in heels, too....."

daupstart
"[sniff]... Good bye, Jenna Jameson. Glitter doesn't want me to keep you anymore. He says the crust on my fingers and hairy palms are interfering with my henchmen duties and I... [sob] have to throw you away. I'm so so sorry.
Good bye, Adriana Sage......."

RodRocket
Flashing back to the time he saw Karen Valentine naked.

AlexGariepy
Otto Van Dickweed.

TheLurker
"You still say I'm not a real sorcerer? I turned this 6-foot sub sandwich blue, didn't I?"

jackrouters
Glitter, fer Bob's sake, tuck that thing back in!

LauraPowers85
"Hey, man. Disco Stu doesn't advertise."

TheDiva
"I've got it! Capping on a message board! It'll be the biggest thing since sliced bread!"

cajunmagic
He's goin' P-Funk on everyone's ass!

daupstart
PROTECTORS OF HYMEN WORLDWIDE!

AlexGariepy
Protecting stripper cages everywhere!

AlexGariepy
The caption submissions are piling up again...

TheDiva
What does it mean when you have acid flashbacks, but you've never dropped acid?

Diana Luna
Let me guess, the kidnapped British scientist that Electra Woman has to save?

Zee
Nope, he's the squatter that lives in Electra Woman's basement. I think he pays the rent in sex.