cambria36
The remaining Blues brother is shit-faced again.
GlitterRock
"Jimmy Smits! You jump though hoop NOW!!"
Saltydog
.oO(Damn, I just passed Keir Dullea in the other lane!)
BionicKraken
They didn't mention anything about Mankind guest starring in this...
GlitterRock
"I'd like seven packs of gum, that clock radio, a TV Guide, some mints, a bag of Doritos, and some windex. Oh... and some condoms."
YingYang
"Shit, bitch, if that's a booty call, then it's gonna be long distance!" *Finger snap*
screaming_fist
"The Council of Blackheads hereby orders you to pop them."
GlitterRock
*thinking* "I'm so hungry. I'm sure I must have a Cheeto stuck in my beard somewhere... "
YingYang
Having an Oreorgasm....
GlitterRock
THE SLIDER WITCH PROJECT: "Four hack TV stars went into the forest of Burkittsville to film an episode of Sliders. Their footage was unfortunately found a year later... "
YingYang
"Does my cleavage make me look fat?"
BionicKraken
Excuse me, but could you direct me to the nearest glass of milk?
YingYang
"Look, this dick isn't going to suck itself...."
YingYang
"You don't getta try my man-wich till you register with the Dominion, you silly little cheeky monkeys..."
GlitterRock
*recording playing* "Howie, this is Teri. Remember that wild night after the last Radio Shack commercial? Well I'm pregnant, you jerk!"