ETC. 3, SANITY 0 CAPTIONS - PAGE 281





tinaw
JIM-MAAAAYYYYYY!!


JohnSteed
Because, as we all know, such a visionary film as Ernest Goes to Camp requires such complicated camera movements that one DP just isn't enough.


alexgariepy
Must... bury... the bodies...


TheDiva
I'm afraid it doesn't look good...he's got the Blue Screen of Death.


AntiHero
Etch-A-Sketch bot was a great fighter, but horrible with communication.


GlitterRock
(gasp) "My spice rack!"


ChaosWolf1982
"Now... where did I hide my vibrator..."
(pauses)
"...no...wait... I am my vibrator..."


Cyberbeast
"Damn, the ice cubes aren't ready yet."


GlitterRock
"Remember the Camp Kikakee motto, counselors: you can get impertinent little campers to do more with kind words and a belt to the mouth ... then with just a kind word."


JohnSteed
Anyone else wondering where the hell that kid's going?


ChaosWolf1982
So if his crotch is where the truck's front bumper is...
Does that mean a head-on collision is the same as a kick to the nads, or what?


alexgariepy
I am the Ghost of Humphrey Bogart, take this jungle to COO-BA!


Dita DuPave
They're being visited by the Headless Texas Oil Man!


GlitterRock
(gurgle) "The bubble... popped."


Dita DuPave
Like most Ernest movies, this movie was panned by the majority of the critics reviewing it...




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