MrAtomik
Wipe that Smircules off your face!
GlitterRock
"So... you related to that guy on 'Andromeda,' then?"
gleeb
That's not a sweater tied around his neck - it's another longshoreman!
Agent_Moldy
The aerodynamics of this javelin have been structured to fit Arnold's limp-wristed throwing style.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?!"
Uh, nothing...
GlitterRock
"Call me the Javlinator!"
GlitterRock
"I've seen this before. You kids haven't been playing around with Satan's Claw, have you?"
GlitterRock
"Oh boy! Giving oral sex to men... for FREE?? I love Central Park!"
Dita DuPave
TOM CLANCY'S BELUSHI CELL
alexgariepy
BA DA BA DAAA!
Indomitus
"You don't think I really got this part just because I'm the director's wife, do you?"
"Look at the rest of the cast. Do you really think he was aiming high on this one?"
GlitterRock
"Grrrrrrrr. Uggggggh. Urrrrrrrk. NnnnnnghhhhhAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
(egg plops out)
gleeb
He lost in the long jump, but got a special award for Best Twist.
NurseNoir
Denethor, Steward of Gondor, tells his subjects to "Simmah down now."
TheDiva
You know, I'm a big fan of hand-kissing. As far as I'm concerned, there's not near enough hand-kissing in the world. But there is NO WAY I'd let Mr. Gropenator here slobber all over my knuckles.
Coakley
When Arnold Met Maria. She didn't know that James Cameron was speaking to Arnold through an earpiece.
"Now, gallantly kiss her hand. And don't squeeze her boob!"