klutzka
Featuring the Poo Pals!
GlitterRock
"Now watch here, Elly May. I'm gonna show you how we Clampetts deal with revenuers."
(backhand slap!)
"Git off my land, bitch!"
meQal
Someone call the EPA! This screengrab is leaking toxic waste!
alexgariepy
Ewww, no touchy, your hand's probably filled with parallel-universe germs!
LauraPowers85
His cheeks display the rosy flush of a good slapping.
elKapitan
If you hit the SAP button you'll get sent to an all-Spanish speaking Earth.
GlitterRock
"Granny Clampett, I'd like to court your sweet Elly May."
"Courtin'?? You ain't kin! We Clampetts only court kin. We's traditional that way."
klutzka
Poo Pals are fun for the whole family!
meQal
Arthritic Zorro was here.
GlitterRock
AP Photo: TV's Elly May, Donna Douglas, visits the 'Psycho' set, pictured with Norman Bates' mother.
Indomitus
Bitter Deer Face?
TheDiva
The Mount Rushmore of lousy acting.
TheDiva
Where's your color coordination now, nyeah?
GlitterRock
Come to the Clampett homestead for all the cock you can handle!
klutzka
Due to obvious sanitary problems, Poo Pals brand modeling clay was discontinued. Play Doh soon filled the void.