TheDiva
Hey, how bout a little sugar for Nefertiri here?
ROBOTCROWT
Looo-ceee. You still cannot be in the show.
Dante83
Stick with Claudia. She knows where the primo shit is at, man.
psychomorph
"Gonna have to take you both in on a charge of being ugly. Just butt ugly..."
puddinbutt
They feel like b-cups!!
Loodvig
Vinyl seats only amplify flatulence...
GlitterRock
"Granny, do you ever feel.... ya know... not so fresh?"
"Fresh?? Child, I haven't touched muhself 'down there' in o'er fitty years. I jus' don't have th' courage!"
LauraPowers85
Tiny handcuffs! Those Keebler elves are sick little bastards...
elKapitan
Hey, I think that's a lockpick. I didn't know Jill Valentine was a Slider!
alexgariepy
Alright, some of Kari's hair that I can save for later!
TheDiva
Keep a hold of that, Alex. We can use it to cast voodoo curses on her...
Indomitus
"This the ring from Kari's WHAT?!?"
TheDiva
.oO(Barbed wire gown, what was I THINKING?)
GlitterRock
"Have you SEEN that blonde, mister? Did you see the casabas on her?"
"That's muh daughter, city man."
"Ohhh OHHH God, I'm sorry! I-I-I didn't mean anything-- "
"Now now, it's okay. You're right: she's some some big ol' titties. Her mama had some big ol' titties, too. It's th' reason I married 'em both."
daupstart
"Sentry!"
"Yes, your pectorialness!"
"Meet me in my chambers after the ceremony. And where that sexy little thong strap I gave you last Tuesday."
"As you wish, your Right-Said-Fredness."