AntiHero
I am ashamed of my haiku.
GlitterRock
So THAT'S what Stephen J. Cannell is typing out at the end of all his shows!
daupstart
"Mr. Johnson, congratulations. You just had a healthy, baby man."
"Ahhh howwa you do there, a'pops?!"
"............. You have *got* to be fukin kiddin me..."
MuscleBabe Lover
Why is his forehead totally shine-less, while the rest of his bigass cranium's showing glare from the stage-lights?
JurassicPork
"I was kicked in the head by a really big-ass horse when I was a kid, alright? Can we get back to opening up trade relations, now, Mr. Nixon?"
PrezGAR
o/` I read them My Way o/`
meqal
Tell Dean, Sammy, and the rest of the boys to meet me at The Sands. I heard that Irish bitch who's ass I want to kick will be there this Saturday.
GlitterRock
"No, you're wrong, schoolboy. You don't need to work blue! You'll never play the big rooms with that crap. Ask Redd Foxx. You don't need the blue stuff, kid, you got talent!"
"But I don't have talent."
"You've got it, kid. You listen to me - you've got a Ben Vereen-quality, I can't put my finger on it. Take the high road, baby!"
GlitterRock
"Excuse me, is this where I'm supposed to go to understand Ja Rule?"
meqal
Can someone please tell me why I can't get Windows to boot up on this thing?
GlitterRock
"You're getting on my nerves, potato-head."
"Look, you stupid old fool! I won't be embarrassed by some washed-up old lounge singer!"
"That's it, pal, it's go time! (POW!) How's that feel, Bluto, you like that?! Huh! Sing "Come Fly With Me"! Sing it! 'Come fly with me let's fly, we'll fly away!' (POW!) Hey, Steve, was the tape rolling on that one? "
"Oh yeah, Frank. Another classic."
Indomitus
Rock-Em Sock-Em Rat Pack!
JohnSteed
Mrs. Shaw: Because every generation has their MirandaRamsey.
gleeb
"Come on! I'll take you dow- aw, screw it. Rico, Tony, show this clown the sidewalk!"
daupstart
"What's da matta? Can't fight a guy with a lampshade on his head? Huh?... Huh?"