TheDiva
Do you mind? I'm trying to play Gauntlet here...
Indomitus
Why is Shmoo making out with the disembodied head of Jackie Chan?
alexgariepy
Hmm, so they have underwater guitars... damn...
Indomitus
Flounder, Jack Klugman, Candyman, Frankinatra, and Jerry Reed.
GlitterRock
This was the standard pre-autographed picture sent out to the thousands of teenage girl fans of the movie.
The_Gray_Zombie
Oh yea, he's the happiest man on the planet
TheDiva
A face that says "I'm waiting for the paternity test results."
daupstart
"Ah dunno, Ah just can't make Halle here 'feel good' the way Ah used ta..."
Nyssa23
o/` Steve the Astronaut...la la la...takes crap from NASA for his long hair...la la la... o/`
AntiHero
"It's that damn Loch-ness monster again! My husband will not give you three-fiddy!"
Nyssa23
The real origins of that kid from "Fat Albert."
JurassicPork
"Yeah, this is nice but I'd always pictured our first date in your garden, in the shade..."
JurassicPork
"You're such a gentleman. The last guy that dated me was an octopus..."
GlitterRock
And another sound night is broken by a sudden:
"Jeff? ... Jeff? ... Jeff?"
"muzzzafuzzamumble.... what Miranda?"
"Besides Patton, Jack Owens has 'the voice.'"
(groggy sobbing) "For God's sake, let me have ONE FUCKING night of sleep! PLEASE!"
daupstart
"Damn bees keep stinging me in my sleep..."
"It's alright, Candyman. Just go back to bed. You can kill some more white girls in the morning."