TheDiva
Another Porch Swing screengrab? How do these things keep getting in here? Glitter, you need to put up a screen door or something.
YibbleGuy
The uncut version of "Slutty Nurses Part 23" features a rare cameo by Markie Post.
AntiHero
The Kerry Campaign is sunk when photos surface of him smoking smuggled cigars
CaptionFreak
"This smells like the stuff at Victoria's Secret. Nick, do you think that these people order this soap from Victoria's Secret?"
"Jess, this IS Victoria's Secret."
"OH! So what are ya doin' in the wom-yen's bathroom?"
"I feel that if I left you alone, you would start seeing that Leprechaun that tells you to set fire to things."
daupstart
Britney forgot to pump up her other boob and Steve knows it.
elKapitan
But why is there a Roman soldier looming in the background?
Coakley
Ooh, cupcakes! And some baked good with icing on it as well!
GlitterRock
"Nick, which came first: the cup or the cake? And .... what did they call these things before the OTHER ONE was invented?"
(Nick starts sobbing)
klutzka
There's the Jessica we all love!
TheDiva
Hugh's the groom, Alan's the best man, and we have a three-way in the coat closet during the reception.
TheLurker
Well, Anthony's in his white tuxedo, Pete Burns and Patricia Quinn are the bridesmaids, Roger Delgado is the best man, and Joel Hodgson performs the ceremony while Terry Jones plays "Inna Gadda Da Vida", naked on the organ. Then Billy Idol sings "White Wedding", followed by Pete doing the original "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)". Then, as we drive off in our red convertable, we run over Eric Roberts.
...and wait until you see the honeymoon.
meqal
But the only way you could show us the honeymoon pics, Lurker, would be in a Porch Swing gallery. Come to think of it that would be the only place I could show mine too.
meqal
Grown fresh on the vine daily. Alll you need to do is come on out and pick one.
Indomitus
That's a mighty nice boat there, Jed. Maybe you should put him out to stud.
GlitterRock
The only farm in Iowa that's not hurt by a little extra flooding!