meqal
Smarm Limbaugh?
PrezGAR
"You're on... Chat with Shat... sponsored by... Priceline."
gleeb
Uh, I know I'm telling a ghost story, but do we really need the atmospheric lighting…on the radio?
alexgariepy
The callers can't see my smarming? Curses!
TurkeyVolGuessingMan
And now, Betty Crocker goes completely batshit insane
JurassicGiblets
((((stretch)))) "Yyyyep, another day of sticking it to the Man. Well, I'm taking a nap, now..."
GizM
Um, I hope that's mustard. Please say that it's mustard.
GlitterRock
"You know, Brian, you're really a narcissist when you jizz all over your OWN picture!"
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"Oh, and do me a favor: if GizM asks, it's only mustard, 'kay?"
GlitterRock
... "Lizzie Borden II: The 42nd Whack"
Agent_Moldy
She flies along, happily. Meanwhile, warlocks are flying beneath her, trying to look up her skirt.
GlitterRock
That's not how you spell "Bee-yotch!"
tinaw
Ah yes, a wholesome television show about the wonders of black magic. It's fun!
Agent_Moldy
You be witch. I'm bitter.
RodRocket
"Ja! I vill become de Governator uff Kahleefwahneeah!"
GlitterRock
Thug Jawjut