meqal
Is selling hamburgers and hot dogs at railroad crossings the best place for such a business?
GlitterRock
"... and BANG! So, that's how my parents died. May I help you, little girl?"
GlitterRock
Man, it's a LONG way til Wicca show their powers by their eyes turning black!
GlitterRock
"Welcome to Anus in the Morning...."
GizM
"...And I'm Mike Wallace. All these stories and Andy Rooney tonight on '60 Minutes: the Animated Series'."
Beckett-N-Gravy
"Sir? May I be excused to go kill myself?"
Beckett-N-Gravy
"I call dibbs on the substitute's liver!"
Beckett-N-Gravy
"If you kids don't settle down I'll flash my saggy tits at you a SECOND time!!"
Joshua_the_Samurai
And Anyone Abusing Acryonyms Always Are Assholes!
gleeb
"Why won't it eat?"
"Because it's a potato, not a kitten."
JurassicGiblets
Button: Will Do Actuarial Tables For Food.
jildo standish
King Arthur's Used Car-e-lots.
YibbleGuy
"Hey. Pointy hat. Wanna pass me the loaf of Sunbeam bread, please?"
GlitterRock
o/` Blue-haired lady, badly-animated lady-yyyy...
ah, sing your song, love is long, love is long.... o/`
Shanksgiving
"Is this a nuclear holocaust version of *Help!*?"