YibbleGuy
"Andruw is luading thu luaguu in runs battud in. Hu is also a thruu-timu Goldun Glovu winnur ...."
klutzka
Once almost drowned in a sea of spit and sunflower seed shells while playing for AA Erie.....It's true.
YibbleGuy
"Reached base in 71 consecutive minor league games" judged "Dullest and Most Pathetic Statistic In Baseball History" in Sporting News magazine poll.
DiscoBoy
Started peeing on his hands because he wants to be like Moises Alou when he grows up.
JurassicPork
In 2002, had the highest OBA in all of professional baseball, save for Barry Bonds.
Masturbates six times a day.
Featured prominently in MONEYBALL...
TheDiva
I guess the field will be added digitally in post-production.
DiscoBoy
Sometimes, outfielders will run into Fenway's Green Monster so hard that they become lodged there and can't be removed. This is St. Louis Browns left fielder Fred "Fritz" Schulte, who has been stuck there since 1932.
meqal
Also known as the rest of the crap shown on WGN when Cubs baseball is not on.
PrezGAR
Baron Samedi attacks Roger Moore during his off month.
GlitterRock
Man, Tim Curry's certainly flaming alot more than usual.....
daupstart
[FWWOSH!]
"AAAAIIIEIEEEEEE!!!"
"Now, little orphan child, Daddy Warbucks will once again admire *me* as his favorite pet. For you are... no more."
Agent_Moldy
Batboy Spied at Baseball Game -- a Weekly World News exclusive!
Dita DuPave
Did Andruw's and Jeromy's parents hate them?
Shockeye
"I gattah put the goils in my cah, and drive ovah to Woo-stah and get us some wicked good lobstah! You in brutha?"
JurassicPork
"All bow down to the Greek God of Walks!"
"Fuck off, Kevin."
"Aw, come on! Billy Beane said I was!"