RodRocket
"Damn it, I said the tribe has spoken! Give me the damn torch!"
TheDiva
David Bowie called, he wants his "Labyrinth" wig back--and you'd better wash it, it's starting to look pretty gamey.
HelenServo
"Listen doctor, I just want to pull my pants back up and forget this ever happened."
TheDiva
Prince Alarming
Dita DuPave
Where Satan puts away his leftovers.
Cyberbeast
Up next, "When Animals Attack Porn Stars"
JohnSteed
As fair and balanced as a Klan rally.
GlitterRock
Tonight in a special ABC event, "8 Simple Rules" and "Dragnet L.A." cross over -- Joe Friday is sent in to investigate John Ritter's mysterious death, and finds himself drawn to his widow......
Coakley
Ah, a scene that is both really sweet...
and kind of a turn on! 
GlitterRock
CNN's newest news-program, "Hangin' With Mr. Cooper," failed to get the 15-18 male demographic they wanted.
GlitterRock
"Oh, maybe we can go to that new coffee-place downtown tomorrow, Phoebe! Central Perk."
(cough, sputter) "PUH-leeze! That's an *NBC* coffee-house! Why don't we just go over to the CBS one, an' share a latte with Angela Lansbury!"
GlitterRock
"So.... THAT'S the song?"
"Uh-huh!"
"I mean, that's it? The cat just ... smells?"
"Yeah! Neat, huh?"
tinaw
As if dropping the "y" from your name suddenly makes you a better actor.
GlitterRock
"Lucy was sure a handful. You know, I'd already taken out seven restraining orders on her by the time I'd hit thirteen! I finally came home one day and found her waiting in my bed, stark-nekkid except for her brother's blanket. Had to shoot the crazy bitch dead."
gleeb
Oh! I, uh, was just…counting the medicine. You know, to see if there was enough.