Dita DuPave
Nose Oddface.
elKapitan
"Accountant? Yeah, that's what I am. No wait, I'm a male stripper! On second thought, that's not right. I'm gonna go with.... drug dealer. Yeah, that's it."
klutzka
"Thirty one? Yeah, thirty one. Wait, no. Thirty two! No, wait. Thirty one. Yeah, thirty two."
FryGirl
"Ohh, can't I at least kiss it through your dress? You might like it!"
GersonK
From the makers of Blacula, it's BLACTION LIBRARIAN!
RodRocket
"Mmmmmm...... Vicodin......."
TheDiva
Why do I get the feeling his "pharmaceutical sales" take place in an abandoned warehouse in the ghetto?
klutzka
Why do I get the feeling his "pharmaceutical sales" take place in the locker room of a local gym.
meqal
Why do I have the feeling his "best accounts" are Jay and Silent Bob?
Dita DuPave
Why do I get the feeling that his "P.R. people" are Cheech and Chong as well?
tinaw
Why do I get the feeling that Matthew never made it past 'look-out boy' in the pharmeceutical chain of command?
elKapitan
Why do I get the feeling all of his "pharmaceutical sales" involve Rush Limbaugh?
meqal
Oh no, he's Matt Damon-ing.
GlitterRock
Lord, I can only guess which one is the bigger blowhole.....
TheDiva
Dammit, where's the tracking button?
Dita DuPave
Aw damn, now I have to put them all back into their their poses all over again.
daupstart
"Yeah, yknow, I specialize in pharmaceuticals... uh, street pharmaceuticals. Yknow, no prescription required."
TheDiva
That's the polite way of saying "pothead"...
GlitterRock
"Yeah, I'm holding. Are you a cop?"
GlitterRock
In ranking the most intelligent in this picture, Jessica comes in twelfth.
meqal
Just hold on one second girlfriend! You know I'm all that and a bag of chips!
alexgariepy
When I said 'squirt' I meant *now*, damnit!
alexgariepy
I don't know. I don't want to know. Next screengrab, please.
GlitterRock
"Vern?? I didn't know your first name's John!"
TheDiva
I'm just worried by the fact that he's named after Ron Weasley's little sister...
YibbleGuy
"I've inseminated 27 mares, but none of them have foaled so far. If I don't impregnate one of them soon, I'll probably lose my job to a stallion."
GlitterRock
"Y'all can find videos of most of my breeding on kazaa or grokster..... "
meqal
Is almost every guy on this show either a drug dealer or horse pimp?
GlitterRock
"S-s-s-s-s-soooooo y'need, like, some, y'know... pharmacruticals, man?"
GlitterRock
"Sure, being a financial advisor's glamorous and everything. But when I was a kid, I really wanted to be in pharmaceutical sales!"