JohnSteed
That's not a sweater. That's one of Buaku's choking balls.
elKapitan
She seems to enjoy being engulfed by that sweater.
klutzka
I think that sweater might be a polar bear hide.
GlitterRock
Looking down that collar, whoever she's with could see ALL her business. Straight down to her toes!
GlitterRock
(reaching out, digging through the collar)
"Meredith? Are you in there??"
meqal
Is she storing nuts in her cheeks for the winter?
daupstart
"Seriously, I wanna know if you--"
"Wait! Not now."
"Why?"
"I'm Demi Moore-ing."
GlitterRock
(sigh) "This date's pointless. *blip* COLLAR ATTACK POWER ACTIVATE!"
"AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"
YibbleGuy
"The electrical tape on your nipples frightens me."
YibbleGuy
Ow! I'm tellin'!
meqal
"Are... are you SURE that sweater isn't around? With ...(gulp)... with that collar...?"
GlitterRock
"Ah. You made us.... ?"
"Scambled eggs! And not just any scrambled eggs: they're my Eggs Delux!"
"What are Eggs Delux?"
"An even dozen-eggs on each plate. Dig in!"
YibbleGuy
Tiffani-Amber Theissen *loves* being on the "Eat Until The Rest Of You Is Big Enough To Match Your Breast Implants" diet.
gleeb
Under extreme stress to be slim, some models develop a habit of shouting at lime sherbert.
GlitterRock
"Shredded Wheat?? I love Shredded Wheat!! You an' me are gonna be boyfriend/girlfriend forever!"
meqal
Great. I finally meet a nice girl and she is being eaten by her sweater.
TheDiva
She's protecting herself against the vampires.
alexgariepy
She's hoping to take cover in her sweater.
klutzka
"Here are your Bon Bons, Queen Doherty."
"GOOD! NOW... leave."
klutzka
Why don't they just leave out the actors and have the sweater star in it's own mind numbingly bad reality series.
Dita DuPave
It's like he's giving her a couchdance after he's been given a sedative.
Cyberbeast
She's drowning in her own sweater.
GlitterRock
She's preparing to slip her head back into the sweater and escape!
MrfnordTim
Oh, yeah, she's thrilled to be here!
JohnSteed
Watch their romance EXPLODE across the screen!
GlitterRock
.oO Oh shit... what's he trying to do NOW? Oo.
GlitterRock
(breathing hard) "God... Meredith... you-- you were fantastic."
"Uh huh, I know. Now, go make me a sammich."
Dita DuPave
"Mmm, Marky Mark..."
MrfnordTim
.oO(I've killed one, now for the rest!)
Lanzman
And the two lovers gazed off into the future, secure in the certain knowledge that argyle sweaters would never go out of fashion.