klutzka
My cat stays out all night. I'm starting to suspect he's frequenting those Craves that all the cats go to these days. What will I do with him?
alexgariepy
So cats crave a chicken hawk, a bag of flour, and Goldfish snacks?
alexgariepy
Dar-win ate Lu-cas.
alexgariepy
I can imagine her using internet speak to tell her stories.
MrfnordTim
We now return to Olympic fencing from Athens, Georgia.
YibbleGuy
. o O "Upside - Likes to do interesting things with her tongue. Downside - THAT HAT."
GlitterRock
Is... is that.... no, it couldn't be.....
....ohmygod.... it's his ANUS!! (screaming!)
TheDiva
Ick, did we really need to see gay interspecies bondage porn?
Indomitus
Weirdest. Test Pattern. Ever.
MuscleBabe Lover
No interest until May 20th?
Heck, it's nearly August and I'm still not interested.
JohnSteed
Good. I was really worried I wouldn't have enough money for this Earthbound battle screen this month....
Coakley
Well, there are some characteristics that trump a lack of knowledge regarding seafood brand names.
GlitterRock
(pull, grunt, pull, grunt) "If I didn't have these big breasts, I wouldn't have this trouble."
"Cupcake, if you didn't have those breasts, you wouldn't be on MTV in the first place!"
tinaw
"Die, b*tch, DIE! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"
Cyberbeast
"I am the other white meat!"