klutzka
Lisa Kudrow has the loving touch
PrezGAR
If Pixar and Paramount team up, we could see...
Finding Nimoy
TheDiva
"Okay, maybe she's NOT a virgin...."
Arienrhod
"That's nice dear, but writhing in the middle of the kitchen table is kind of scaring my parents."
GlitterRock
"I thought you said they were zucchini, and now they're throw-pillows?? Which is it?"
(monotone, in unison)
"Throw-pillo--"
"Zucchi--"
"Zucchi--"
"Throw-pillo--"
"Well they're a kind of throw-pillow that's a zucchi--"
"Well they're a kind of zucchini you can use as a throw-pillo--"
"They're zucch--"
"So they're throw-pillows...THEY'RE THROW-PILLOWS."
klutzka
What a creepy picture to hang on your wall.
Agent_Moldy
You know, I could've gone my entire life without seeing Leonard Nimoy takin' it from behind in the shower.
GlitterRock
"I'm wearing that crossword-puzzle outfit you like, DocktorD. Want to know what '6-down, five letters' is?"
NurseNoir
An exclusive interview with Michael Jackson!
RodRocket
"My underwear!"
NurseNoir
"Don't you kids make me come up there! Someone's going to end up crying!"
elKapitan
Now that's what I want in a woman! She's more excited about the touchdown than me!
GlitterRock
Awwwww... who's the sad widdle king, then?
GlitterRock
What the-- Tremas?!?
GlitterRock
"Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do, for they walk through this life in two crappity shoes."