TommysDad
Godzilla bait.
TheDiva
"Frankly, I don't see what's so hot about that damn poncy mutant bastard in the first place..."
GlitterRock
(whispering)
"Sir, that.... (giggle) ... that rock back there... (chuckle) ... it, it looks just like a thingy!"
YibbleGuy
"Finally ... the cafeteria has enough cauliflower for EVERYBODY!"
daupstart
What Tom Arnold used to see every morning.
TheDiva
What Tom Arnold still sees when he looks in the mirror.
GlitterRock
"Conk-conk-ca-chonk!"
RodRocket
"Drop and give me twenty, tool boy!"
tinaw
Finally, Simon gets the beat down he deserves.
RodRocket
"Actually, on my home world, I'm considered to be a very attractive woman."
GlitterRock
"Um... pardon me, Tech Sgt. Chen-- but has anyone ever told you how much you resemble the cab-driver Antonio from the 'Wing' historical documents?"
GlitterRock
"Please cappers, I throw myself on your mercy not to make fun of my naked torso."
TheDiva
If I may quote an old chestnut: oh HELL no!
The_Gray_Zombie
Who you callin' "old"?
TheDiva
The phrase being the chestnut, not you, Gray sweetie