GlitterRock
That should be "Mars Ack-Acks!"
Cyberbeast
Two nuns and an Egyptian walk into a bar...
The_Gray_Zombie
....and the Martian said, "Ack ack? Ack ack ackack." Funny joke, huh?
PrezGAR
Ahh, nothing like some Old Toby. It's the finest pipeweed in the South Farthing.
GlitterRock
"Ack ack ack ack ack?"
(translation: "That's not one of the hands you use when you go to the bathroom is it, hew-mon?")
HughMac
Glenn Close joins the Power Rangers!
GlitterRock
"Ack ack ack ack ACK!"
(translation: "Mmmmmm. I'd like to perform an anal probe on HER!")
Coakley
Hey, I had a dream like this once... after Natalie turned 18, of course.
PrezGAR
Ack ack ack.
(Translation: Excellent.)
GlitterRock
"Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack. Ack ack."
(translation: "God, we thank You for this food we are about to eat. And for this planet we are about to invade. You da man. Amen. Pass the stuffing, Bob."
TheDiva
That's it, I'm suing "Trading Spaces"....
Cyberbeast
"I don't want to alarm you, but I think that milk's gone bad."
The_Gray_Zombie
ACK ACK ACK ACK
(Translation: Hey, guys, there's undergarments on the ceiling)
TheDiva
The Martian Community Theater presents "Chicago"
GlitterRock
"My fellow Americans, I ask you all as a nation to please remember in this time of crisis: the girl TOLD me she was 18.... thank you."
HughMac
"Please sir! Don't throw me out of the casino! I'm over eightteen, I SWEAR!"
GlitterRock
"Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!"
(translation: "Come on ... one more quarter, Steve! This thing is gonna pay off, I just know it!")
TheDiva
Bond is crashing at Austin's place, I see....
Cyberbeast
"Ack ack ack ack ack!"
Translation: We built those, and we want them back!
JohnSteed
"ACK ACK ACK ACK!"
Translation: Fools! This isn't Giza! We're attacking its STUNT DOUBLE!
Cyberbeast
"Say Ack."
"Aaaaaaaaaack."
The_Gray_Zombie
Oh boo hoo, you think you've got problems. I'm starring in a movie with Adam Sandler, now let's talk about problems.
PrezGAR
Hey! I said This Town needs an enema, not this clown! I'm the Clown Prince of Crime! Don't make me get out the Smylex.
TheDiva
Looks like Martin Short is succumbing to the power of the One Ring back there...
alexgariepy
Next, the critically-acclaimed "My Dad the Martian":
"Ack, ack ack ack ack ack..."
PrezGAR
Ack ack aaaaaccccckkkkk!
(Translation: I regret nothing!)
TheDiva
Ack-ack-ack-ACK! Ack ack-ack, Ack.
Translation: "Whoa-whoa-whoa-WHOA!...Nice shootin', Tex!"
JohnSteed
Ack ack ack!
(Translation: "Yes..... THAT!")
Cyberbeast
"It's your move, baby."
"Piss off, lard ass!"
"That wasn't the move I was hoping for."
GlitterRock
"ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!"
(translation: "Steve! You stupid f*ck! I called 'I got it' first!")