GlitterBellRock
A young Jed Clampett attempts to perform "Little Bunny Fru-Fru."
GlitterBellRock
"Oh, and part of your duties as the new Santa will be to protect the North Pole from the Crab People."
"Uh... Crab People?"
(in the distance.... "Craaab People! Craaab People! Taste like crab, talk like people. Craaab People!")
GlitterBellRock
-- suddenly a hand bursts from Santa's chest!!
animebabe
I want a swirling vortex and I want it now, Daddy!
RodRocket
shouldn't that be SCATURDAY?
Indomitus
The breed is een the coopbaard, and eet's geeting kinda staale.
GlitterRock
Or as they call it in Japan: "The Bleed."
Meldrick
Looks like he had McDonalds for breakfast too.
shanky
"There's Jesus! He wants you to give me your ice cream."
CindyM
"See, Billy? You can *just* make out the moon over there in the daytime!"
"Whatever. I have ice cream."
eraserhead
Side effects may include returning as a ghost who is unable to interact with your family
robofreak
"What's cooler than cool? Uh...maybe...i don't know...ice cold?"
gleeb
Miranda, your lunch is ready!
robofreak
"Suck it! SUCK IT!!!!!"
"Uh, Jim...the board is only three feet off the ground."
GlitterRock
"Where's Iverson????? WHERRRRRRRE'S IVERSOOOOOOON?????"