Shockeye
"Either you believe in me, or I'll slap the shit out of you."
PrezGAR
Profile: Santa Claus
Aka: St Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Pere Noel, Scott Calvin
Title: Jolly Old Elf
Strengths: Can travel around the entire world, making countless stops, in one night. Sees you when your sleeping. Knows when you're awake.
Weaknesses: Kids who arent asleep.
Likes: Milk and Cookies.
Dislikes: Global Warming. Scooping Reindeer Poop off roofs.
The_Gray_Zombie
Ok, this package goes to Zee. Now, all those Sean Connery items, put them in the box for Tinaw. The Unmorphed Power Ranger (YOU know the colors) goes to PrezGAR.
"Uh, Santa, why am I here?"
Well, hohoho, Gray Zombie has been REAL good this year, Ms. Carpenter......
alexgariepy
And of course, the Canadian Crippler... Capper gets some nice coal for Christmas. Warms him up for the rest of winter!
I feel so loved.
Dita DuPave
"Now for surviving two MRI scans and a lumbar puncture, Ms. DuPave gets Johnny Depp in a box for not cracking under the pressure."
TheDiva
"The harem-sized case of mint chocolate body paint goes to Diva's Palace...I understand Hugh and Alan have been VERY naughty this year, ho ho ho..."
TheLurker
"Let's see, for the Lurker's Hideout, I've got new fuzzy handcuffs, cheetah-spotted slippers, a ball gag, a strap-on with a harness, a new cricket ball for Anthony, and Eric Roberts' head on a platter."
GlitterBellRock
"Hey, Santa, what's in that crate for Glitter?"
"A semi-naked Eliza Dushku."
"Er, 'semi-naked?'"
"Well, she'll be wearing a smile...."
elKapitan
.oO(Wow, those queer eye guys have finally given me TV characters I can relate to.)
PrezGAR
Anyone seen my Glock? I gots me a city boy to kill.
GlitterBellRock
"CUT!!"
Director: "What is it, Amy?"
"I felt his lips again! Ewwwww....."
PrezGAR
If I had known Glitter had a metal detector installed at the entrance to the Power Rangers gallery, I would have just tried to kill Tommy with my bare hands, instead of packing all this heat.
GlitterRock
"PREZ!!!"
(wiping her mouth quickly)
"Tommy and I were just .... uh.... please don't kill him, GAR!"
PrezGAR
Profile: Skull
Aka: Eugene Skullavich
Title: Punk turned Police Officer turned Detective turned Chimp turned Scientist's Assistant
Strengths: Plays Piano wonderfully.
Weaknesses: Not the brightest person on the planet.
Likes: Kimberly, laughing, doing what Bulk tells him to do.
Dislikes: Sleeping in and missing the space shuttle to the space colony that won't be coming back.
Cyberbeast
"Me versus Andy Kaufman's corpse, what do you think J.R.?"
"Let it go, King."