ETC. 2, BRUTÉ? CAPTIONS - PAGE 281





GlitterRock
It's the cover of the Iron Maiden Christmas Album!


PrezGAR
Profile: Rito Revolto
Aka: Stinky, Bonehead, You Bumbling Idiot
Title: Rita's Brother
Strengths: Yes, he does smell strong
Weaknesses: Thinking, Bathing, Calls Zedd "Edd"
Likes: Giant Bird things. Working with his sister
Dislikes: Getting yelled at.


PrezGAR
He's having a stare-down with the door.


TheDiva
And the door has more charisma.


PrezGAR
Yes, the door does have more charisma then Tommy boy, but no one has more than the Future Mrs Zombie.


DiscoBoy
Winner gets to be beat down by both Ike Turner and Bernie Taupin.


GlitterBellRock
Sorry you two. We've already got a Diva for the Board.


Agent_Moldy
And it's all over shoes.


Coakley
Beyond Bitch-dome.


tinaw
"Father Mukada, do you think you can hear my confession now?"
"Dude, I'm not. . . oh forget it."


PrezGAR
"Oh man. That red dot's back. Right on my heart."
(Blam)


elKapitan
You best not be throwing that at me, otherwise I'll morph that snowball up yer ass.


PrezGAR
Profile: Tengas
Aka: BirdBrains
Title: Cannon Fodder
Strengths: They can fly...
Weaknesses: ... but not very well
Likes: Fighting Rangers
Dislikes: Getting their Tail Feathers kicked.


TheDiva
Well, now we know who that Pat Benetar-esque woman in "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" was talking to...


GlitterRock
"I put some of my pubes in the last order of Soft-Batch cookies!"
"Blinky! You're TERRIBLE!!"




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