TheLurker
Let's see... British actor.... skilled at playing psychos.... waaaayyyy older than me.... good-looking for his age..... named Anthony..... Yeah, I think he'll do for now.
NurseNoir
Looks like just one person on this elevator will be getting out alive...
GlitterRock
Stuck in an elevator filled with Staples' employees?
NOOOOOOOOO!!
NurseNoir
"I'm a HANDSOME man!"
TheLurker
"Hey Lurker, I saw your earlier caption. Yes, it probably will be a long time before your beloved Ainley returns to the gallery. So in the meantime, I'll be here; and I'll eat you, but I won't bite." (wink)
GlitterRock
"Dr. Lecter, before I give you the questionnaire, I'd like to take a moment to introduce you to the wonderful world of Amway...."
TheLurker
"Trust me, Lurker. Ainley won't be comin' until either your Capper Spotlight or the end of the Tom Baker era, so you might as well enjoy me."
TheLurker
"Hey Lurker, another thing: *I'm* still acting. What has Ainley done lately? Just a promo for a computer game you can't even play because it's for PC and you have a Mac. Face it, Lurker. It's me you want."
TheLurker
"See this butt, Lurker? If you liked Ainley's butt, you're gonna love this one."
TheLurker
"C'mon, Lurker. I'm sexxxxxaaaaaayyy...."
TheLurker
"What's the matter, Lurker? You don't like me that way just because I'm not curvy like Ainley?"
TheLurker
"I can wait for you to come over to me, Lurker. You'll give in eventually."
TheLurker
"Between you and me, cappers, I think this guy is *koo-koo*!"
TheLurker
"In capper news, The Lurker has issued this message to GlitterRock stating: 'Please get Ainley back on the board, Hopkins is starting to creep me out!'"
TheLurker
"Listen, we warned you to stop harrassing The Lurker, but you didn't listen! She loves Ainley, get over it!"
TheLurker
"C'mon, Lurker! One last kiss?" *smoochy noises*
NurseNoir
The only solution left for Michael Jackson after half his face fell off.
TheLurker
"Betcha Ainley never got in bondage for you, did he? What? 'The Five Doctors'? Well, er... he never did it rabid doggy-style! That's how far I'm going for you!"
GlitterRock
We now present the Lifetime new original series: "Jogging With Paul McCartney's Wife."
gleeb
"You think you can stop me with a blunt little do-not-call list, Clarice?"
GlitterRock
Jodie Foster: queen of the air-guitar
TheLurker
"Yeah, so Ainley still has hair. Betcha anything it's a rug. Think about that one. Do you really want a 'Shatner' in your harem?"
TheLurker
"Okay, so you don't mind Ainley's age, absence from the screen, or his promiscuity. But maybe this'll change your mind. Two words: Fruit. Cake. Look at him! He's an actor! Well, so am I but... do you see me wearing leather and hanging around guys in Hawaiian shirts? Yes I know they weren't friends, but.... hey, where are you going? Don't leave me! I'm not in a harem yet!"
TheLurker
oO How can I get The Lurker to like me? Maybe if I took off my clothes! Ainley's never done *that* on screen! Oo
TheLurker
"Oh, one more thing about Ainley: He's a man-whore. You know how he goes about with his female co-stars, female convention goers, etcetera. He's only the guy for you if you don't mind sharing....... What do you mean you don't mind sharing? Every girl minds sharing!"
TheLurker
*sniff* "Why won't The Lurker talk to me? Did I go too far?"
TheLurker
"LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU LOOOOOOVVVVVEEE MEEEEEE????!!!"
TheLurker
oO Maybe The Lurker likes her actors to act gay! Well, here goes... Oo
TheLurker
"See, Lurker? I'm wearing lipstick, but only for you!"
TheLurker
"Lurker! Don't hang up on me! I was just kidding about Ainley! He's a good friend, trust me! I met him in, er... um... Hello?" *dial tone*