NurseNoir
.oO Mmmmmm... lucrative Pier 1 contract... *ghrghrghrghr*... Oo.
Labratio
"Brraaaaaiiiinssss..." Zombie Kirstie Allies are everywhere!
gleeb
Good to see Scientology is recruiting only the best and the brightest.
Dita DuPave
She's dreaming of Pier 1.
TheDiva
He's dreaming of Laura San Giacamo.
tinaw
Hark! She's receiving a signal from the Pier 1 home planet!
Labratio
*FFFRRRRTTTT* "Dddrraaahhhhghghghghl"
Sometimes, Zombie Kirstie Allies just can't help themselves. Decomposing causes a lot of gas!
TheDiva
HEY! You just drove by a Pier 1!
PrezGAR
"Hello, baby. Mommy bought everything for your nursery at Pier 1."
(Baby wails like a banshee)
gleeb
Outta the way! I'm trying to get the giant slug off the wall!
Nyssa23
Hey, hang on there, Kirstie! Those Pier 1 commercials aren't exactly Oscar-worthy, you know!
tinaw
Just one whiff of a Pier 1 candle and they both got randy.
JurassicPork
"You do realize this is date rape, right?"
"Yeah. Ain't it cool?"
Labratio
Zombie Kirstie Allies are coming to get you!
TheDiva
Suffering from Pier 1 overload.