JohnSteed
Woman who rejected JohnSteed for a date #17: Nora
GlitterRock
Velma Dinkley, in her one-woman Broadway show: "Jinkies! Jinkies!! Jinkies!!!"
PrezGAR
Quagmire's probably watching this with binoculars, and a countdown to her 18th birthday.
TheLurker
With your host, YingYang aka Fuck Master Y.
GlitterRock
MARY KAY LETOURNEAU: THE CARTOON NETWORK TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY will return after these messages.....
TheDiva
So, this is Hell. I've always wondered.
Agent_Moldy
...be pretty and briiiiiiight...and may all your Christmases be whiiiiite...o/
GlitterRock
Doesn't the crime he perpetrated by being in "Happy Hooker Goes To Washington" automatically KEEP him from holding any public office?
tinaw
Freddie Mercury is not amused.
Dita DuPave
Bill Buckner is not amused.
TheDiva
A nineteenth-century baseball player is not amused.
gleeb
Big Brother is watching you, but he is not amused.
GlitterRock
It's TheLurker Driving School!
LongLiveRock
Profile: Michael Palin
Strengths: He's Cute, he travels around the world, he graduated from Oxford!
Weaknesses: He's often mistaken for Eric Idle, he's cute, he acts like a wuss.
Likes: Traveling the World, trains, books, fish, being cute!
Dislikes: Terrorism, male rape
gleeb
Charles Bronson: the animated autobiography.