ETC. 2, BRUTÉ? CAPTIONS - PAGE 101





GlitterRock
It's a Flaming Moe!
And whatever that drink is.


RodRocket
They're playing the "T.J. Hooker" drinking game. Every time Shatner smirks, they down a shot. Two shots each time he skids his police car sideways.


Cyberbeast
Three shots any time someone says "Hooker's a good cop!"


gleeb
One shot every time he rolls off the hood of a car.


JurassicPork
...and I'm sure a lot of TV executives were doing a LOT of shots during TJ HOOKER's run...


GlitterRock
You flippin' me the bird, Landon???


The_Gray_Zombie
What are those? Thought Balloons?


gleeb
The producers insisted on this shot to help people avoid looking directly at Butch Patrick, which can cause severe injury.


GlitterRock
"I thought the airbags were supposed to inflate in FRONT of me."


GlitterRock
Peter:
.oO Is Mike flipping us off over there?? Oo


GlitterRock
Leonardo da Vinci tosses a paintbrush angrily, and exclaims, "In the name of God, Mona -- SMILE, DAMMIT!!"


gleeb
And to think, she was voted "Most likely to avoid Butch Patrick".


RodRocket
"Hey, hey, hey! You're covering up the moneymakers, there, pal!"


Zee
Rejected names:
Necrophyllis
Deathany Largechest
Countess Areola Titsalot
Amanda Hugnkiss
Whorticia Addams
Mammaria


GlitterRock
Like a deer in the headlights.
And WHAT a set of headlights they are!




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