GlitterRock
"Snap into a Slim-Jim! Bwahhhhhaaaaaaaaa!"
gleeb
All right, already! YOU keep Jerusalem!
gleeb
Ivanhoe was tossed out of the Crusades for wanking in public.
MrTim
o/' He's a real Pumaman,/ Sitting in his Pumaland,/ Making all his Puma Plans/ For . . . um . . . Pubody? o/`
JohnSteed
Now with Asteroids font!
tinaw
Because Calgon's Basement Mutiny didn't have the same flair.
gleeb
No one calls Sir Brian de Bois Guilbert a no-neck fatty and lives!
LauraPowers85
Being excessively beautiful is so trying...
gleeb
*sniff* "I smell grail!"
GlitterRock
If you loved SPACEBALLS, you'll flip over "Prince Valium: The Animated Series!"
LauraPowers85
Barbie watches a joust. Barbie watches the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem perform. Barbie watches her betrothed, Ken, get gutted like a pig. Barbie watches the clergymen. Barbie watches King James strip before sex. Barbie watches chickens get slaughtered.
MrTim
"I'm sorry. Did you know the deceased?"
gleeb
You gotta hate someone who even sleeps prettily.
LauraPowers85
Al Gore? How the hell did his face get into a 20 year-old movie?
GlitterRock
PUMAT between Dan Rather, Ronald Reagan, and Al Gore.