The_Gray_Zombie
It could read "Charisma Carpenter-Zombie", but noooooooooo! Guess I'm not good enough for her.
eber3
Isn't she the chick who "USED" to be hot?
The_Gray_Zombie
USED to be the future Mrs. Gray Zombie, but she screwed it all up.....by getting married and then pregnant. To hell with her, who needs her? I'm too good for her. Bitch
The_Gray_Zombie
See, I used to be under Capper Protection, thanks to Gray Zombie, but since I screwed things up by betting married and pregnant, I'm now in the same category as John Edwards and William Shatner.
GlitterRock
Ahem... *reading from statement*.... "I-can-state-for-the-record-that-Gray-Zombie-was-no-where-near-Charisma-when-that-tennis-ball-was-thrown-at-her." What, Gray? Oh. "And-that-any-fingerprints-that-match-his-on-that-ball-are-just-coincidental."
Coakley
If you listen closely, you can hear Gray Zombie wail in despair.
Coakley
Now that Charisma is no longer under Gray Zombie's protection, I can cap her with no mercy! ... ... Dang it, she's just too cute.
Coakley
Cool, I can hear Gray Zombie's heart breaking all the way on this side of the Caption Gallery.
The_Gray_Zombie
OK, OK, Fine, I still have love for the two timing little tramp. Ok? Ok, there I said it. Now leave me alone to drown my sorrow in a bottle of......Yoohoo.......Well, it's the Double Fudge flavor...
Coakley
Now, with *this* image I can do a great cap, since Gray Zombie isn't protecting her! ... ... Dang it!
The_Gray_Zombie
Hey, come on. Don't be so sad. The Cappers don't mean all those mean things that they've been saying about you. "Gray Zombie meant them." No, no. I'm sure that deep down, Gray still thinks you're hot, and still considers you his "Dream Goddess". "You think so?" No, not really. Just trying to cheer you up. Everyone knows that Mandie Schmidt is Gray's Dream Goddess. (Charisma begins to cry uncontrollably)
The_Gray_Zombie
Mandie who?
The_Gray_Zombie
So that's it?!? No more "Gray Zombie loves Charisma" caps? Come on, I live in Hollywood. You know a lot of marriages go on the skids. HEY, YOU CAPPERS GET BACK HERE, I'M NOT DONE YET!
GlitterRock
"So.... so Gray thinks he can just DUMP me like that! Drop me to the curb like I was some sort of empty Domino's pizza box??" / "Uh. You're the one who got married." / "Shyeah. But I didn't get married for *love!*"
The_Gray_Zombie
And I didn't drop her on the curb like some Domino's pizza box, I dropped her like a three day old used condom. There is a difference......
The_Gray_Zombie
He painted over the place where he had written "Charisma Carpenter Is My Love Goddess" on the water tower. *sob*
The_Gray_Zombie
And then I said, "Hey, don't start with me, ok. I'm the future Mrs. Gray Zombie" "Charisma, you didn't say that. That was a caption that Gray Zombie made with a screengrab of you from Buffy the Vampire Slayer" So, I COULD have said it.
The_Gray_Zombie
.....and here's me and Gray during our romantic getaway in Cancun. "Charisma, it's over. Gray called it off and......WHOA, what's he doing to you?" The Erotic Little Piggies, I loved the way he "Wee Wee Wee"ed all the way home.
Coakley
"Sorry, you have to go. We have enough money in the 5th season budget for either you or James Marsters, but not both." "So, why not get rid of James Marsters? You know, the actor whose character who DIED on the final episode of Buffy?" "Some guy named Mr. Zombie had a long talk with Mr. Whedon. Something about broken hearts and pizza boxes. So you gotta go."
The_Gray_Zombie
The "I'm not on Angel anymore and Gray Zombie no longer loves me, but I'm still happy. See?" look
Coakley
"Are you the Mr. Zombie who complained about Ms. Carpenter and pizza boxes?" "Don't I wish."
The_Gray_Zombie
Yea, so I thought that sitting out here, outside the Henchdude Entrance to the GlitterDome would be a nice place to have lunch. "You're hoping that The Gray Zombie will come out, so you can beg him to take you back." What?!? Oh, don't be ridiculous............I was hoping Sideman would come out, so I can ask HIM to ask Gray to take me back.
The_Gray_Zombie
You think Gray'll take me back if I smile at him like this? "Charisma, you got married, remember?" Ok, what if my husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances? "Well.......Gray IS real good with kids......"
The_Gray_Zombie
Ok, how about this, a can of whipped cream, strawberries, satin sheets on the bed..... "You know, I thought that Gray Zombie was the one who had an unhealthy obsession with you, now I see it's the other way around." Be quiet, I'm not done, so I'm wearing nothing but heels and a thong. I get on my knees in front of him, telling him I'm sorry for marrying someone else, then I...... "Don't you think you should tell YingYang this?" He's over at the Porch Swing, so I hand Gray my green dildo....
GlitterRock
"Hey Chrissy, wanna make a video? In the shower??"
The_Gray_Zombie
(As Glitter proves, the love is gone, but the threads go on)
Coakley
She's wearing Leia's Hoth gear! Told you I could cap her.