Coakley
"And I suppose this vampire bite appeared by magic?!"
JohnSteed
"You can get this crowbar and much more at Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash, 35 Broadstreet, Red Bank, New Jersey 07701." (And I memorized this after listening to ONE Kevin Smith commentary track! The man likes to shamelessly plug.)
GlitterRock
"I'm Menachem Begin, and you're watching E!"
YingYang
Fuck Wilma. Fuck Betty while Barney's at work. Fuck Barney while Betty's at lunch with Wilma.
Agent_Moldy
"Taking the bus, Fred?" "Yeah, I blew a foot on the way home, yesterday."
GlitterRock
She says it's hung like a mechanical-bull!
Agent_Moldy
"And sir! I would be remiss if I didn't offer you these words of wisdom my boss gave to me: 'Be kind...rewind.' Take it to heart, good sir! Take it to heart."
DiscoBoy
This is why I don't ever go to Quebec.
JohnSteed
Dr. Evil's singing "What If God Was One of Us" again...
GlitterRock
Tammy Wynette and Scott Thompson!
Nyssa23
Just then, the lightbulb-idea on top of his head sprouted wings and flew away.
GlitterRock
"Beefcake.... BEEFCAKE!!"
Nyssa23
"Fonzie! No jumpe el sharko!"
GlitterRock
Springsteen?!?
DiscoBoy
"Rabbi Jay? Maynard touched his wee-wee again!"