Agent_Moldy
But your noo ones? Feel free to keep at 'em.
RodRocket
An Taek On Neu Sins
RodRocket
Did ya get any on ya, Enya?
Agent_Moldy
Then she ripped off her wig to reveal she was none other than -- SINEAD O'CONNOR! "I can't b'lieve all my rantin' about the bloody starvation didn't tip ya off, ya wankahs."
Mr_Grant
*Pea-NUTS! Getcher pea-NUTS!* "I'll have some peanuts please!" *Peanuts for Opie! $2 please. Thank you.* (TOSS)
AxHx
"My hands can travel through time!"
GlitterRock
Tim Conaway *is* Doctor Who! **humming Ron Grainer theme**
Chebwa
"And I'd like to thank Jennifer Aniston, for 'sharing' her DNA with me..."
tinkertoy
"I apologize for everything I've ever released and am ready to be sentenced for my crimes"
AxHx
Welcome back to South Park's Spooky-Vision!
Chebwa
"Oh my, Batman! The new Hall of Justice looks FAAAB-u-lous!!!"
GersonK
...do not have binoculars growing out of their throats.
Agent_Moldy
...please step forward. Not so fast, Mr. Sutherland.
Mr_Grant
Ordinary People to backstage announcer at the Oscars. How the mighty Hawkeye has fallen.
Agent_Moldy
"I'd like to give a shout-out to Little Opie Cunningham, Sex Machine!"
tinkertoy
"First, I'd like to thank the ushers for not letting Barbra kiss me..."
Mr_Grant
"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!!!"
UnReality
"I should've won for B*A*P*S. Just so you know."
screaming_fist
"Ohmygod oh mygod ohmygod... where was I? ohmygod oh mygod ohmygod!"
Mr_Grant
"Honey, you're getting Oscar-Winner sex to-NIGHT!"
Archris
Damn! She's really freaking out up there.
Coakley
She's so cool, she had Mira Sorvino and Ashley Judd play her in the same movie. Oddly, Mira and Ashley do the same girl in my dreams as well.
Chebwa
"Lookie! I'm a sine wave!"
Coakley
Meanwhile, on Gallifrey.
Coakley
o/~ I found my thrill... o/~
Archris
"This is almost as great a moment as when Fonzie jumped ten busses on his bike."
UnReality
"Oh sure. Connelly wins. Opie wins. The bloody *screenwriter* wins. But does the *star* of the bloody movie win? Noooo..."
UnReality
"I'd like to thank John Nash, whose life they tell me our film vaguely resembles..."
Coakley
Hey, Halle's speech is still going on.
screaming_fist
Backstage, Halle Berry is administered a 5th sedative.