KindaEvil
"Not in the genitals this time, okay?"
GlitterRock
Not to be confused with Vitamin Beedo, still awaiting FDA approval.
PrezGAR
Oh Beedokins, I'm waiting for my vitamins.
Cool_Ranch_Doritos
Dick Cheney's symbiotic takeover of George W. is almost complete.
UnReality
"Legend has it, if you kiss beneath the shadow of its immense dong, you will know true joy."
GlitterRock
Without warning, Hercules & Iolaus' legendary journeys took a distinctly randy turn!
darkestfire
Are the words on the screen pushing her breast up like that, or is she just an Amazon?
alexgariepy
I'll cook you yet, doughboy freak! Mwahahahaha!
GlitterRock
Peter Criss. Out of makeup. With a baby.
GlitterRock
The exercise video, "Sweating With John Cleese," didn't sell very well.
anti_hero
We now return to "Turn the goddamn heat up, bitch!" theater
Beedo
You know what I don't understand? Why is it, when the "60 Minutes" crew crashes in the Andes, why am *I* the one to get eaten first? I hate that....
GlitterRock
Famous Moments In History: November 12, 1995... Dick Chaney discovers the Dorito.
Beedo
If my leg gets cut off, will it be waiting for me in Heaven?
George_W_Beyatch
Rudy Huxtable, Greco-Roman wrestling champion