Coakley
Oh, look. Estella is in the pool and she's all wet...
/THUD/

Coakley
"Getting a good look, Coakley?"
"Estella? Coakley's still passed out. See?"
Coakley: .....
"Oh. Never mind then."

Coakley
"Darn it, why can't we make Coakley pass out?"

Coakley
Since that's not Estella, I won't pass out. Get a little light-headed, perhaps...

Coakley
Great, Storm's work over at the X2 gallery is affecting the other screen grabs!
What, it's not like I faint on every pic!

Coakley
Darn it, I wanted to see Estella doing the swimming.

Coakley
Back away from the synchronized swimmer and no one gets hurt. I might pass out, but...

Coakley
No need to be so concerned Estella. On my birthday, I'm immune from my own running joke.
*Coakley takes her in his arms and gives her a big kiss*
/SMOOOOOCH!/
*Estella faints* /THUD/
Son of a...

PrezGAR
"Coakley! Why did you have to collapse in the middle of the track?"

Coakley
Okay, be cool, and don't faint.
"Estella, will you be my Capper Crush?"
"I'd be honored, Coakley."
"Cool. Hey, I didn't faint!"
"By the way, Lurker sent me this cricket bat. She said you would understand."
*Coakley faints* /THUD/
"Hmm. I wonder if Diva or Dita ever go through this."

alexgariepy
I don't recall Diva or Dita fainting and thudding on the ground whenever they see their crushes...
Um... Coakley? You fainted on my cousin's Lego castle.

The_Gray_Zombie
Oh, and...
Oh, that's gonna suck. He'll have Lego marks all over his face.

RodRocket
Coakley: "Estella? Why did you change the locks, again?"

Coakley
Estella: Because I'm not sure I can be your Capper Crush. After all, look what happens when I do this...
*Estella pulls on her shirt to expose her shoulder and the upper swell of her breast.* Estella: See? You're grabbing your chest and breathing hard instead of grabbing my chest and breathing hard!
My heart...
Estella: My heart is breaking too!
*Estella starts to cry and runs away*
*Coakley faints.* /THUD/

Coakley
"Okay, Coakley, I'm going to time how long you can look at this Victoria's Secret picture of Estella and not pass out. Coakley? Coakley? Darn it all... MEDIC!"