ESTELLA /THUD/ CAPTIONS - PAGE SIX





RodRocket
"Oh, Coakley! It's beautiful! Of course, I'll marry you!"


PrezGAR
Better have the smelling salts on stand-by. He'll probably faint.


The_Gray_Zombie
(Gray picks up Coakley's unconcious body and moves the jaw, ala a ventriloquist)
Gray (as Coakley): Estella, will you marry me?
Estella: Oh Coakley, yes!
(Gray drops Coakley's body and walks off)
Gray: My job here is done


Coakley
Oohh... I had the strangest dream. But why are there Lego blocks on my face? And why is Estella wearing that ring?
Estella: Mrs. Warren-Coakley. Mrs. Estella Warren-Coakley. I think I could get used to it.
I get it, I'm still dreaming. Well, might as well make the best of it. Estella, get over her and let me shag you rotten! After all, since this is a dream, I won't pass out.
Estella: Yes, sir!


Coakley
Wow, Estella, this is the best dream ever!
Estella: Coakley, this isn't a dream.
You mean we really are engaged? And we shagged like rabbits? And I didn't pass out? Oh, crap.
Estella: You aren't going to faint, are you?
No, I'm wondering if Tinaw is going to kill me for bad-mouthing Sean.


Coakley
.oO(I'm so happy being engaged to Coakley. Only since he thinks this is still a dream, he's being a little more... honest than he should be.)


Coakley
Till: Coakley gave you a great ring, Estella. Where is he?
Estella: Over there, unconscious on the floor.
Till: I thought he got over passing out everytime you appeared.
Estella: He did, but Tinaw is quick and merciless when it comes to cappers badmouthing Sean Connery movies.




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