Coakley
C'mon guys, I'm sure after all this time I can look at her and not... darn it.
[THUD]
Coakley
"Hang on, I think I hear something."
/THUD/
"Huh, it's gone now."
Coakley
51 caps to go? How many times can I pass out in Estella's presence before it's not funny?
RodRocket
"Estella, you gotta stop making Coakley faint."
"But, all I do is just look at him...."
*THUD*
"... that's all!"
Coakley
C'mon, guys, it's not like it happens every time she...
I...I can see both her bare shoulders. Oh, crap...
/THUD/
Coakley
"I have a crick in my neck. If only someone could massage it out for me."
*Coakley faints* /THUD/
"Okay, this is getting old."
alexgariepy
Someone needs to reboot Coakley.
The_Gray_Zombie
(Helps Coakley up.)
Geez, Coakley, I'm glad we didn't show Planet of the Apes when she was wearing that skimpy animal skin outfit......There he goes, back on the floor. Might as well leave him there in this gallery. Hey, everyone, would you mind terribly capping around Coakley as he lays here on the floor.
klutzka
Don't mind if I do. (klutzka rifles through Coakley's pockets and takes his index card with his "I fell on my keys" caption)
The_Gray_Zombie
Fantasizing about Coakley and.......Ah hell. HEY GUYS, COAKLEY'S PASSED OUT AGAIN.
PrezGAR
Some Cappers can handle encountering their crushes, and some Cappers can't. Me, I don't collapse around my crushes. No sir.
(Carrie Fisher, circa 1982/1983, walks by in the slave outfit.)
[thud]
alexgariepy
Watching movie may lead to Coakley fainting a million times.
LauraPowers85
Warning, incoming game. Warning incoming game.
Oh dear lord. What's wrong with me? I can't believe I'm quoting Reboot! It's been off the air for years! And I barely ever watched it too! SOMEONE END MY SUFFERING!
Coakley
YYAAHHH!!!!
Gina, the idea is to get me to *faint,* not kill me!
JohnSteed
I WILL NOT MAKE A ZOOL CAP I WILL NOT MAKE A ZOOL CAP I WILL NOT MAKE A ZOOL CAP I WILL NOT MAKE A ZOOL CAP I WILL NOT MAKE A ZOOL CAP I WILL NOT MAKE A ZOOL CAP I WILL NOT MAKE A ZOOL CAP I WILL NOT MAKE A ZOOL CAP...