RodRocket
"Coa --"
*THUD*
"Aw, crap...."
tinaw
"Coakley, PLEASE! Say my name!"
The_Gray_Zombie
*Sob* Why does Coakley keep passing out when I'm around? Do I have terrible body odor?
"Estella, honey, Coakley's just a wee bit nervous, but I know how you can help him. Two words. Mouth To Mouth"
Gray, that's three words.
"Like Coakley's going to argue with me."
The_Gray_Zombie
Preparing to give Coakley mouth to mouth.
meqal
I don't think so unless Coakley started wearing his pants where the fly is over his mouth.
Coakley
Hey, whatever will make me come... to. After passing out.
klutzka
*slap, slap!* Coakley! You awake?! *shake, shake!*...Oh my god! I think he's d... MEDIC!!!
Coakley
Not to worry, klutzka. Estella's loving touch on cap #30 revived me and... hey, that girl's eating a...
/THUD/
Coakley
Some of these caps just write themselves...
/THUD/
alexgariepy
Her 'weapons' never fire, yet they keep on making Coakley faint. I worry they may be too powerful!
JohnSteed
One of the members of the USA Dream Team Barber Quartet is late.
GlitterRock
"I'd like to apply for the job of 'in-car airbags,' please."
alexgariepy
Incoming *THUD* in three... two... one...
elKapitan
"Jeff Gordon? Long time no see... since I usually leave you in my dust."
"Very funny Estella. Hey I want to introduce you to someone. He kind of has a thing for you. His name is Coakley. He's over there."
"Hi Coakley! How are you?"
[THUD]
JurassicPork
Jugs like that can cause a 27 car pileup on a dirt road in the dead of night.