ELECTRAWOMAN & DYNAGIRL CAPTIONS - PAGE ONE





GlitterRock
"Electra-envy! Your initials are so much larger and more formed than mine!"


Lanzman
With GlitterRock defeated again, ElectraWoman and DynaGirl retire to the privacy of their quarters and a new set of nipple clamps.


ElectraAlan
"Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. My costume must strike fear into their hearts. Or at least give 'em a woody."


gleeb
"What was that sound?" / "It's just spandex under stress. Ignore it."


DarkDynaGirl
I am saaaaved!! Glory be!


GlitterRock
"Electra-f*ck! We're screwed!"


DarkDynaGirl
Sidekick rule number 108...never drink wine coolers at hero banquets... especially if there are press nearby.


Llostcause
"I've got an ElectraVibe...so I don't need YOU!"


DarkDynaGirl
Pllllease Frank... Lori isn't here... let me have the keys to ElectraCar. Preeeetttyyy pleeeeeeeease!!!


GlitterRock
"Alright Jambi, come out! You're surrounded!"


blyle88
And these are the defendants....


GlitterRock
You should see the unaired pilot starring "Dr. Dre Hall." Wow!


Agent_Moldy
"Hey, before we go in there, can I ask you something?" "What is it, DynaGirl?" "I've just always wondered -- why does your uniform say 'Ewww'?"


ElectraAlan
Wow. And Deidre still had no clue that this show was sexy, huh?


GlitterRock
"-- ucking cool, Sorcerer!"




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