cajunmagic
Julia Roberts, advice columnist/space cop.

kilroy105
"...but you don't have the right to call me that yet, Dogmeat!"
Yet another reason why Sewer Shark sucks!

jackrouters
Whoever set-designed this movie is a master with chalk.

SweetHeart666
Chris Noth owns this place?!?
(Chris F*ckin' Noth... )

TheSpaceToast
If they mated: Suspiria's Jessica Harper and Run Lola Run's Franka Potente. Yet another example of the process being more enjoyable than the result.

Zee
*pours it all over Vanessa del Rio's face*

GlitterRock
Jane Kaczmarek in Hell!

kilroy105
"3...6...3...niner? How the hell do I set my watch with tho-*CRAAAAASH!*"
Yet another reason why Sewer Shark sucked!

AlexGariepy
"I am ze cuteness, non?"

JMShearer
OK, this one's going places I don't think I want to go.

kilroy105
"You wanna buy me for a dollar, Mr. Smash TV announcer?"

WaffleKing
What is this? "White Chicks 2"?

SweetHeart666
Later, Mikki just shortened her last name to "Lembolger".

JMShearer
Well, there goes my suspension of disbelief.

JMShearer
Why did they have to make concept art like this?!?!

GlitterRock
And in a few months....

DRACULA
the gary oldman

TheDiva
"Frankly, Mina, I don't give a damn."

cajunmagic
Finally, we get to see him be a dirty old man. He's watching 'em do it, right? I mean, he has to be.