evetsggod
The problem is that you've got no appreciation for culture!

rickubis
Better quiet him down with this pillow.

Matteus
DRINK IT DRINK ALL YOUR PEE OUT!!

AgentMoldy
o/"Rutherford Hayes... all in my brain! 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!"o/

robofreak
Flash! Let it go! He doesn't even know yo mama.

Indomitus
Potatoes! Start throwing the potatoes! It works every time!

GlitterRock
Meanwhile in one of Tobias Fünke's daydreams......

cajunmagic
"Data, something's got STATELY WAYNE MANOOOOOOOR!"

Dita DuPave
"Adjust the bowling balls in your bra."

Dita DuPave
I'm more disturbed by her breasts than that outfit.

OZOO
"Jane and Betty have just arrived in their new neighbourhood, and discovered that their new neighbour is in fact a 950-year old man from the planet Gallifrey. Poor Jane and Betty. But if only they'd made the right choice, the Gallifreyans wouldn't be in ordinary neigbourhoods. They'd be behind bars, where they should be. Please. Don't make the same mistake as Jane and Betty. Vote Saxon. Britain's Future."

gleeb
"OK, OK, I take back what I said about Brawny towels!"

AgentMoldy
Izzy Stephens prepares to fall in love with another terminally ill patient.

GlitterRock
Mmm, Michelle Johnson. She of the gravity-defying 'Blame It On Rio' bewbies.

GlitterRock
Fuck it's Sanjaya!

cajunmagic
Stop hypnotizing me, David Copperfield!

GlitterRock
"You fucking want some more goddamn shit-looking gravy on your roast fucking beef, ma'am?"
"No thank you, Swearengen."

Zee
Jasmine Guy: The Attractive Years