robofreak
I've never heard of drinking in college! Certainly no way a guy with t-shirts and a camcorder could make money off of it, either...

robofreak
Yes, it certainly does..in that sweater.

Granamyr
Okay, I think twenty seconds is long enough for cuddling. Get down there and start sucking, bitch.

Zee
No justice, no peace

GlitterRock
Wait -- it was produced for a BOOK company by a FILM group?? ... ... ... Doesn't that violate, like, the laws of space-time or sumthin?

GlitterRock
IS IT IN YET? ... VAGINA OR PILLOW? ... THE WET SPOT: THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE OF THE MARITAL BED ... AND MANY MORE!

robofreak
Dr. Pinkeye makes the rounds.

Ragbot
I couldn't find it, but I'll keep an eye out, I promise.

BitShifter
"This'll turn you into a goddam sexual tyrannosaurus!"

GersonK
France. Suzy's underpants. We know, we know.

rickubis
The TARDIS explodes. Harry Potter is killed. The end.

GersonK
"Take her to my chambers! And on the way there stop by the storeroom for some of the nuts I like."

rickubis
You should remember, foolish earth woman. There is no coming without Ming.

JAUSTRALIS
I know i'm a lesbian, but I'm pretty sure that's not how you unwrap a trojan.

UnReality
The least trusted name? Bobo.

robofreak
Hmmm...needs more creepy...

Enapov
This is how we fix it in RUSSIAN SPACE STATION! START!!!! I want to go home!

animebabe
If High School Year Book photos actually reflected the inner feelings of teens