GlitterRock
o/` It jumped right up... and grabbed my meat. o/`

Shockeye2006
"I ain't taking any shit off you people!"

JohnSteed
I'm going to need more beers for this....

Zee
Post-Op James Van Der Beek and Chucky: A Love Story...

GlitterRock
He always gets teary reading the new issue of "True Pompadour Romances."

GodoHell
Lloyd Kaufman presents 300.

GlitterRock
GWAR Will Be Back This Fall On Cartoon Network's
"Clone Gwars!"

Mattteus
What Bogart's penis sees

Sidesk
"Will you sleep with me for $1,000?"
"Alright, I'm not very tired but I could do with the money."

gleeb
Dear Julia Roberts,
Do you think an escaped, yet innocent prisoner has a chance for romance with a young, beautiful stranger?
Signed,
Prisoner of Love.

Dear Prisoner,
Only if you get plastic surgery.

Shockeye2006
I'm Rod Serling, and welcome to the Ass-Kicking Zone! Population: YOU!

GlitterRock
Zev Bellringer, ringing the bell of George Fellsinger.

gleeb
Agnes Moorehead IS Andrea Martin IN Dark Prickley.

WaffleKing
Would you like to be molested while under the gas for an extra $19.95? No? Oh well, I'll throw in the molestation for free then.

RodRocket
No matter how creepy they drew The Pharmacist, EC's "Tales from the Drugstore" never caught on as a horror comic book.

Shadarus

Shockeye2006
"I'll take some condoms and some pesticide."
"Pesticide?"
"My wife's got a bug up her ass and I'm goin' in after it!"

Matteus_Forgot_His_Password
It's live action John from the Doctor Who comic book