gleeb
"Dorfman, we've given this a lot of thought…"

TheSpaceToast
"Well... combined they were eighteen...."

Zee
"Well.... in dog years she was eighteen...."

Indomitus
"Well I'm a time traveller from the future, and in the time I come from, she's eighteen."

gleeb
"Oh, Guyana, our love will not always have to remain secret."

Zee
o/` "SSSSSSSSSSAIL AAAAAAAWAY!"

Shadarus
I've seen water that's crystal clear... but I've never before seen water that was PIXEL clear!

gleeb
"No, it's made from rose hips. It's the un-tea."

Zee
Lexington Steele guest stars on "Gilligan's Island".

BlueNothing
Jungle gyms don't get much more literal than that

jackrouters
A clever anagram for 'Glitter thrashes fat.'

Zee
or jack, maybe it's an anagram for "Father's Latest Girth" or "The Slit Gathers Fart".

Zee
In the background, it's the annual "Running of the Friday the 13th Characters".

Cyberbeast
"Bill, bill, bill, 'You may already be the Last Starfighter', bill, bill..."

Gray Zombie
HEY ALEX, DID IT COME IN YET?
"No"
OH THAT'S OK, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET YOUR HENCHDUDE REJECTION LETTER ANY DAY NOW

jackrouters
"I HATE getting Glitter's mail by mistake. Lex Luthor sent him a soggy piece of French Toast."

cajunmagic
Barbara Bosson--because, apparently, Steven Bochco didn't have a TV series that year.

LauraPowers85
"We don't take too kindly to non-cobblers here at Cobbler Court."