HanoferF
He's gonna part his combover and save the Israelites

E_B_A
"A disembodied head! Do you bear a message from the after life!?"
"Yes! I COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW! AAAEEEEOOOOAAAH!"

HanoferF
GAH MY PRETTY FUCKING BAAAAAAALLS!!
Refresh damn you, refresh!

Jazzsoda
Can't cap.
Found my Koosh ball.
love, Jazz.

Hippie
Divorced? Harassed by creditors? Haunted by the fear that Ted Danson is out there, somewhere, insidiously plotting a Becker reunion show? The law firm of Mike Lutz can help. We specialize in anti-Danson law.

Hippie
You see, the Analytical Mind works much like an anime character in a space-age helmet, while the Reactive Mind functions more like Meat Wad.

GodoHell
Journal, October 13, 2007: I cannot fight the urge to assassinate Rin Tin Tin any longer. Was watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force when Meatwad told me that today was the glorious day.

JediClone
A Level III Operating Thetan degousses their PC monitor without wearing Official L Ron Protective Soul Gloves. Her soul ionized, and she goes back to being a Level II Operating Thetan until the next check clears.

gleeb
Oh, so it's a Wickan flick.

Zee
Director of Photography with Czech-y name: Czech. I mean, Check.

GlitterRock
Oooh, the Mc-De Ribe sammichs are back!

TheDiva
"Remember, don't join any covens."

GlitterRock
Big deal. I can make a kleenex dance. Wanna see?

Zee
Neve Campbell stopped washing her hair. Why not? She doesn't leave the house much these days.

GlitterRock
*thumbing at Neve*
"She's only in the coven 'cause she says she can score us naked polaroids of Lacey Chabert."

cajunmagic

TheDiva
Canned peaches! They must be witches!

GlitterRock
"Damn, Glitter and the others were right in the Scream 3 gallery. You don't have any ass!"