GlitterRock
Dr. Hale goes into a patent-paper tossing rage!

GlitterRock
"Guess who's Mary Kay's newest Salesperson Of The Year?"

tinaw
Wow, a bad fitting rug and a pink jacket -- is that Rip Taylor?!

GlitterRock
Let me guess -- drunk monkey-style?

GlitterRock
Eh, that finger's not anywhere that Tony Danza, Judd Hirsch, Jeff Conaway, the rest of the cast of "Taxi" and most of 1970s TV hasn't already been.

gleeb
Highway patrolmen and milkmen have long-standing jurisdictional disputes.

PrezGAR
Wow, stairs that lead to Tony Danza's back.

GlitterRock
"One - time."
Mr. Frankinatra, please--
"I've been on this lousy Board ONE time. Yet what do I see? Kurt Russell's been here twice. Leonardo Cimino's been on four times. Hell, that mook Palance has been on twice IN ONE MONTH! That shows me no respect."
Well, I have a schedule which I kee--
"When I say you can talk, dippy, you can talk."
.... Yes sir.

echostation
Dungeon Master: "The passageway is guarded by an Obscene Orc Milkman. What do you do?"

Gray Zombie
.......I WANT A SECTION 8, TOO!!!!

gleeb
Wow, Needham really fills the screen with excitement, huh?

GlitterRock
Remember: what happens during the Eugenics Wars stays in the Eugenics Wars!

JediClone
Whoopi Goldberg for Snuggle brand fabric softener

HanoferF
It's remarkable how many Disney movies Keenan Wynn was in where they had to shoot around the fact that he's always touching himself

HanoferF
"You look like a man who appreaciates ancient egyptian hieroglyphics."
'Got any Nudie hieroglyphics?'

JediClone
"I come from the Land Of Tiny Screengrabs! How do we keep in buisiness in such small resolution? VOLUME!!!"

E_B_A
Dammit, Jazz. If the grab is too small, how am I going to read the fine print to know how many of my children they induct into their white slave trade per the terms of my lease?

E_B_A
"88 pixel-wide screengrabs! That's right, we downsized the grabs and pass the savings onto you!"