cajunmagic
"I ask for 72 virgins, you give me Doug McClure. Where are my other 71 virgins?"

GlitterRock
"Lord, take me downtown! I'm just looking for some tush!"

TheDiva
The Search For Comedy

GlitterRock
Schindler's List never had a sequel.

Which means this has to be even better than Schindler's List! Wow.

cajunmagic
He also wrote the screenplay for "Smokey and the Bandit II". Fuck you, Brock Yates.

Zee
He actually only created the character of "Jackie Chan".

gleeb
Well, created by Brock Yates and the Highland Distillers Group.

GlitterRock
Word has it that he does the backstroke in a pool filled with the filthy lucre he's earned from creating those now-iconic characters.

GlitterRock
"I'm fucked."
"Why? You're a friggin' werewolf!"
"Yeah -- unfortunately, he's packing Silva bullets."

Zee
"We better play this carefully- that's Lloyd Wangler, Hired Killah! He's worse than anybody!"

GlitterRock
It's sad when George "Goober" Lindsey brings an air of much-needed respectability to your movie.

GlitterRock
"I couldn't even kill George-friggin'-LAZENBY?? I'm the worst Blofeld ever!"

PrezGAR
Rare footage of Bigfoot away from the northwestern woods.

YibbleGuy
Well, waiter, the Catherine Bach looks great, but I think you've overcooked my Susan Anton ....

PrezGAR
Definitely a better shadow than Alec Baldwin or those guys on B5.

TheSpaceToast
A Shitty Saturday Night: Circa 1982

gleeb
"What's wrong with roadblocking? We both like it VERY MUCH!"

Cyberbeast
"I don't understand, why won't anybody stop?" *scratches balls*