TheDiva
Sheesh, Glitter, some of us view this site at work ya know!

Zee
"Dayamn, girl, your areola are the size of coasters!"

Cyberbeast
"Come with me if you want to live.....with a really hot piece of ass and her 18 adopted children."

ChaosWolf1982
Wish I looked like that when I was 18.

...what?

Mattteus
Of course behind every buxom servile cyborg are the guys you avoided in high school.

Mattteus
And behind the guys you avoided in high school are the older guys who you avoided on your way home from school.

Zee
Well, eat a bowl of hot soup off your tummy and that's what you get.

GlitterRock
www.themgoddamnlips.com

Mattteus
This is the best quality xtube film I've seen... uh... that's if I've ever... uh...

Zee
So, this is basically Lara Croft, but without the big, fake boobs? Then.... what's the point?

Shockeye2006
She's stuck on 'Suck' mode.

Indomitus
So are her movies.

Zee
Amanda Byrnes at age 40.

GlitterRock
"Um... mind if I take that blood and put it in a vial around my neck?"

Cyberbeast
Prime Directives:
#1 Serve the public trust
#2 Protect the innocent
#3 Uphold the law
#4 Act bat-shit crazy and adopt a bunch of kids

Cyberbeast
*Another* nip slip! You're getting sloppy Glitter, I'm going to have to report you to the FCC

GlitterRock
LMAO! I was so concerned whether what was on the right was a nipple or part of the mesh, I didn't even notice what was on the left! Damn... either my eyesights getting bad, or the nudity's just not attracting my attention anymore. If that's the case I have no reason to live.

gleeb
Advanced rule: If a prostitute looks like this, either you just fell down, or she's 7 feet tall.