UnReality
"Did you buy your ticket to the gun show?"

Jazzsoda
"So we're gonna take out Kobayashi's bodyguards, put a scare in the guy, you know."
"Can I wear my Wolfman mask?"
"That's not really the vibe we're goin' for, Carl."
"Pretty scary."
"I'm sure. Look, forget it."

Reynard T Fox
"Howdy neighbor, could I borrow a cup of hate?"

Generik
Arresting the Night and Reading It Its Rights.

TheDiva
Pan up and its Hillary Swank.

GlitterRock
Ohhhh, that explains it, Diva. I wondered why I was seeing testicles!

Indomitus
Sid Caesar is a big fan.

GlitterRock
Yea, the Child of God came unto them, and thus he spake "I want Joe Frazier."

TheDiva
You mean the Second Coming already happened, and we missed it?

tinaw
My brother was about a month old, and I was bitch-slappin' his jowls.
(he had big cheeky-weekys -- on his face -- when he was a baby)

Dita DuPave
He's got Count Orlok teeth!

WaffleKing
I tried to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich with my face.

TheDiva
*checks IMDb* And he got an Oscar nomination for it? 1976 was a slow year for movies, wasn't it?

GlitterRock
"Yo! You got a rule against throwin' lit firecrackers in the animals' cages?"
"What?! I... I don't think we've ever been asked that before!"
"Soooooo.... yer sayin' you don't have a rule against it, then?" (pulling out lighter)

GodoHell
Look, I know she's short, but casting Linda Hunt as a pubescent teenager is just wrong somehow.

Dita DuPave
The problem with Sly is that you're not sure whether he's yelling or having a stroke.

gleeb
"Nah, you took a wrong turn. You wanna double back, go left, and straight on until you hit Edwardian London. Then you'll be in Mary Poppins territory."

TheDiva
If Moaning Myrtle had lived to adulthood.