GlitterRock
"Waitress? Can I have my ham and eggs to go?"
"Sure. We'll encase it in carbonite. It should be quite well-preserved... if it survives the freezing process, that is."
"Yeah, real funny. Ha-ha. Oh, and throw me in one of those La Fama bars behind the counter."

cajunmagic
Shh! Billy Dee's writing a screenplay.

INT. LANDO'S HOUSE

LANDO is just getting up after makin' sweet love to that fine-ass bitch LEIA for 9 hours. You heard me. Nine hours...straight.

LANDO
Hey, baby. I'm just gonna
go get some eggs and Colt 45.

LEIA (this bitch is totally wrecked)
Isn't that the best malt liquor in
the galaxy?

LANDO Right on.

tinaw
We know you black, Lisa Bonet. Stop trying so hard.

cajunmagic
Shouldn't Thalmus Rasulala be in here knocking these two the fuck out?

Zee
*strain* *strain*
*straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain*

*bloody, basket-ball-size turds burts out back of pants*

Zee
"But what can I, a lone Bingo Long Traveling All-Star & Motor King, do?"

Zee
WILL EAT HAMBURGER FOR MONEY

GodoHell
"I am a brother to Zee?!?"

cajunmagic
That's funny, cuz the sign's pointing east. Uh-heh-heh.

Kill me.

Indomitus
Freaky. Actual footage.

tinaw
I. . . j-just . . . you are a genius Glitter.

Zee
He's a black version of the Dead Talk Back guy!

GlitterRock
Dixon from 'Alias' is protecting the doctor from the 'If The Internet Was A Real Place' sketch from 'Chappelle's Show.'

tinaw
becuz pig unmentionables dipped in boiling hot fat is what we black folk LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

Zee
"See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man."

gleeb
"I'll didi mao you…"

Zee
Ha ha! Billy Dee has the shingles!

PrezGAR
Start laughing, these are the yolks, folks.