Dita DuPave
Played by George Lopez

LauraPowers85
"At first I could see nothing, the hot air escaping from the chamber causing the candle flames to flicker, but presently, as my eyes grew accustomed to the light, details of the room within emerged slowly from the mist, strange animals, statues and gold - everywhere the glint of gold and Garbage Pail kids."

GlitterRock
"Arrrrrrrrre youuuuu myyyy mummyyyyyyyyy?"

Indomitus
Okay, confession time...
I, um... kinda like her look here.
There! I said it! You happy now?!?

YibbleGuy
Stand your ground, Indo. I'm a sucker for the "Perfect Skin/ Hooker Makeup/ Bird's Nest Hair" trifecta myself.

Indomitus
(put her in one of those ass-hugging layer-cake dresses, and she'll have my undivided attention)

Zee
You may remember her from such films as.... uh.... um.... well... The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, for example.

Zee
"Wanna go to the mall later?"
"Can't, my ultra-hairsprayed hair is holding up this bridge, preventing thousand of commuter deaths."

Gray Zombie
....If you're in trouble, if you need them, and if you can find them, then maybe you can hire....The A-Team

LauraPowers85
They had to delay the release of the Garbage Pail Kids Movie after 9-11 because it contained a scene with the two towers.

Zee
A MICHAEL HERZ/LLOYD KAUFMAN PRODUCTION

A TROMA TEAM RELEASE

Indomitus
Katie Barberi is *this close* to making my list.

Zee
I see someone sprung for the "eighties upgrade" on their blow-up doll.

LauraPowers85
Oh no. Somebody (not me, mind you) knocked out Kevin Bacon!

Gray Zombie
Somebody (Not Laura, mind you) beat me to it.

Mattteus
Were the 80s ever this 80sy?

BlakHat1
It's Wierd Al-ligator!

Zee
And before you ask: Yes, they do thank Converse in the closing credits.