Zee
Aunt Bea-- She-Wolf of the SS

daupstart
This is why your pop-up blocker should have a good porn/bad porn filter.

LauraPowers85
"My balls!"

Zee
"No one's prices on mattresses could be so low!"

Mattteus
Tad Carter finally arrives. "Jeez! Couldn't you guys send me some food or something? That trip took FOREVER!"

Zee
Don't laugh, those brave flying lesbians won World War II for us.

LauraPowers85
As long as she's not a Jew, I'm cool.

TheDiva
"You haven't met my wife, mein Herr."

GlitterRock
Tonight on Poorly Researched Theater... "Goering and Lancelot: A Love Story"

Indomitus
"Zat vas just pillowtalk, Schultz."

gleeb
"JaJ, I also said guys like you were racially pure supermen whose destiny it was to rule the world. I say a lot of things."

LauraPowers85
"She's been hittin' the booze again."

GlitterRock
Ohhh, that wacky Mrs. Slocombe!

gleeb
I told you I had big brass ones.

GlitterRock
Sam Jaffe was the guy hounding Seinfeld for the whole overdue/Topic of Cancer thing?

tinaw
Sam Jaffe was Buffalo Butt???

LauraPowers85
Eww... not Angela... never... ewww....

Zee
...Except Grandma. Old people ain't covered by our insurance.